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2,000 hamsters can't be wrong.
18 April 2005
That's Not Fair!
Look at my poor monk, Timon Siger (I have no idea from where I got that name, probably a random key-pressing event) - fighting a giant king! It's simply not a fair fight!
...especially since Timon is basically immune to everything and has absorbing armour. The poor king had to fight him for fifteen minutes (while I was watching Spooks and eating crisps) before finally succumbing to Timon's great martial skills (and the game had the giant king down as "Impossible" to beat? Something clearly wasn't right) - and of course the fact that dear Timon has had training as a shadowdancer in addition to his monk profession helped a bit.
You see, several events led to Timon meeting the king today. Yesterday I was playing Gothic, eventually discovering the cumbersome controls had my hand in a cramped state and I had to give it a rest. Not managing to stay away for long, I returned to my desk after only about an hour, finding out that I was about to miss the entire last beta weekend of Guild Wars. I opened my old client (been participating in a lot of those events ever since I first heard of the game), downloaded the updated files and marvelled at the new and improved graphics since my last visit. By the time I put the game down, at around half eleven, I was hooked and very sad to let my level 6 Monk/Mesmer character, who loved to dance, cheer and smite evil creatures on her travels, go. So, being absolutely mad about the game, I ordered it earlier today and simply had to find an interim substitute. The natural choice seemed to be Neverwinter Nights, which I hadn't played for ten months, God knows why, and now I'm hooked again.
The important thing to notice about this whole evening is that I did manage to stop playing for a while in order to do the washing-up. Yay me!
Current track: Hum, hum, hum and be glum. It's my computer's fan again.
...especially since Timon is basically immune to everything and has absorbing armour. The poor king had to fight him for fifteen minutes (while I was watching Spooks and eating crisps) before finally succumbing to Timon's great martial skills (and the game had the giant king down as "Impossible" to beat? Something clearly wasn't right) - and of course the fact that dear Timon has had training as a shadowdancer in addition to his monk profession helped a bit.
You see, several events led to Timon meeting the king today. Yesterday I was playing Gothic, eventually discovering the cumbersome controls had my hand in a cramped state and I had to give it a rest. Not managing to stay away for long, I returned to my desk after only about an hour, finding out that I was about to miss the entire last beta weekend of Guild Wars. I opened my old client (been participating in a lot of those events ever since I first heard of the game), downloaded the updated files and marvelled at the new and improved graphics since my last visit. By the time I put the game down, at around half eleven, I was hooked and very sad to let my level 6 Monk/Mesmer character, who loved to dance, cheer and smite evil creatures on her travels, go. So, being absolutely mad about the game, I ordered it earlier today and simply had to find an interim substitute. The natural choice seemed to be Neverwinter Nights, which I hadn't played for ten months, God knows why, and now I'm hooked again.
The important thing to notice about this whole evening is that I did manage to stop playing for a while in order to do the washing-up. Yay me!
Current track: Hum, hum, hum and be glum. It's my computer's fan again.
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